Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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