Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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