Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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