Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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