This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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