LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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