Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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