"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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