5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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