hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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