I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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