He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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