i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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