he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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