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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..

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  With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.

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• (818): View more from California

  im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay

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• (425): View more from Washington

  ...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.

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• (714): View more from California

  Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon

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  Fuck you.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream

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• (914): View more from New York

  you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through

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• (607): View more from New York

  is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.

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