Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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