some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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