quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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