your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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