How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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