what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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