she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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