I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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