Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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