At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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