He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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