I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
