I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
dude. I can hear the air.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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