Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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