He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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