hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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