Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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