Tell her she can't have a vagina
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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