I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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