i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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