Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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