we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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