If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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