Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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