you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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