Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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