normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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