just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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