we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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