His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Sorry I peed on your ottoman