we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering