Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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