i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
