Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
