(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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