Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
