im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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