spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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