just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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